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Ferrari crashed a taxi

Ferrari 599 GTO crashed a Taxi causing 3 dead, 2 injured in Singapore - May 12, 2012

SINGAPORE: A pre-dawn accident has left two drivers and a taxi passenger dead, and two others injured, on May 12, 2012.
The accident at the junction of Rochor Road and Victoria Street involved a taxi, a car and a motorcycle.
Witnesses say that the Ferrari crashed into a taxi when it ran a red light, causing the taxi to hit a passing motorcycle.
The impact was so hard that the taxi's engine was found 30m away from the vehicle.
Police and fire engine received calls about the accident at about 4.15am.
The driver of the Ferrari and the taxi driver were both trapped in their vehicles and had to be extricated by rescue personnel.
The driver of the car, in his 30s, was pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics.
The taxi's female passenger, in her 20s, who was unconscious after the accident, died in hospital.
Three others sustained injuries and were sent to various hospitals.
The female passenger in the Ferrari, in her 20s, and the taxi driver, in his 50s, sustained head injuries. The taxi driver was pronounced dead in the hospital one day later.
The motorcyclist, in his 20s, sustained spinal injuries.
www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/1200810/1/.html

Vehicle log:
Vehicle No.: SKC922T
Vehicle Type: P10 - Passenger Motor Car
Vehicle Attachment 1: No Attachment
Vehicle Scheme: Normal
Vehicle Make: FERRARI
Vehicle Model: 599 GTO SMT ABS AIRBAG GAS/D 2WD
Chassis No.: ZFF70RDC000181254
Engine No.: 173047
Engine Capacity: 5999 cc
Maximum Laden Weight: 1950 kg
Unladen Weight: 1605 kg
Year Of Manufacture: 2011
Original Registration Date: 25 Jul 2011

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Too hot for Citi?

Woman sues bank for allegedly firing her for being 'too hot'
05:55 AM Jun 04, 2010

NEW YORK - A curvaceous banker is suing her former employer Citigroup for wrongful dismissal, claiming she was fired because she was too attractive.

Ms Debrahlee Lorenzana (picture), 33, claimed her former bosses told her that as a result of the shape of her figure, her clothes were purportedly too distracting for her male colleagues and supervisors to bear, the Village Voice reported. They banned her from wearing turtlenecks, pencil skirts, fitted suits and three-inch heels, the report quoted her as saying.

Ms Lorenzana, who is 1.65m tall and weighs 56kg, was hired in September 2008. She said she never showed too much skin and always dressed professionally, according to the New York Daily News.

But she conceded that she had to face harassment her entire life because her body "drives men wild", the report said.

Citigroup said the suit was without merit and declined to discuss her work performance.

The Little Black Girl and the Stranger

A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the stranger. “Since you are a Negro, do you think that So-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?” and he smiles.

“OK”, she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barack Obama … when you don’t know shit?”

What is Recession?

This story is about a man who once upon a time was selling Hotdogs by the roadside.

He was illiterate, so he never read newspapers. He was hard of hearing, so he never listened to the radio. His eyes were weak, so he never watched television. But enthusiastically, he sold lots of hotdogs.

He was smart enough to offer some attractive schemes to increase his sales. His sales and profit went up. He ordered more a more raw material and buns and sold more. He recruited more supporting staff to serve more customers. He started offering home deliveries. Eventually he got himself a bigger and better stove.

As his business was growing, the son, who had recently graduated from college, joined his father. Then something strange happened.

The son asked, "Dad, aren't you aware of the great recession that is coming our way?"

The father replied, "No, but tell me about it."

The son said, "The international situation is terrible. The domestic situation is even worse. We should be prepared for the coming bad times."

The man thought that since his son had been to college, read the papers, listened to the radio and watched TV. He ought to know and his advice should not be taken lightly.

So the next day onwards, the father cut down the his raw material order and buns, took down the colourful signboard, removed all the special schemes he was offering to the customers and was no longer as enthusiastic. He reduced his staff strength by giving layoffs.

Very soon, fewer and fewer people bothered to stop at his Hotdog stand. And his sales started coming down rapidly and so did the profit.

The father said to his son, "Son, you were right”. “We are in the middle of a recession and crisis. I am glad you warned me ahead of time."

Moral of the Story: It’s all in your MIND ! And we actually FUEL this recession much more than we think.

Current Financial Slowdown

Dear employees,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by Management.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees. Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Enjoy the Holidays!
Sincerely,
The Management